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Nazi or Communist?
Nazism
[ ] People hate you because of things done in the past.
[x] People fear you. A lot.
[ ] You're a racist.
[ ] You're politic party is also known as the NSDAP.
[ ] You think Hitler's 'stache is cute.
[x] You know the meaning of 'Sieg Heil'.
[ ] You speak Duetsch fluently/near fluently. {Fluently enough to know it's D
eutsch.}
[ ] You've seen Der Untergang.
[ ] You like to call Doktor Paul Joesph Goebbels something like 'ocket Doktor' or 'G-Baby'.
[ ] Uncle Mengie is your favorite Doktor. Ever.
[x] You know how to and can march properly.
[ ] You know how much of a TOTAL fatass Herrman Goerring was.
[ ] You claim that Zyklon B. is your favorite energy drink and do so for shits and giggles.
[ ] You can say anti-semitic phrases in PERFECT Duetsch.
[ ] You feel bad about the Holocaust- because it didn't last long enough!
[x] You like to Heil.
[ ] You have jokingly apologized to an English person for the Blitz back in 1940.
[ ] You consider and honor the Iron Cross as a symbol of loyalty and bravery.
[ ] You're Aryan.
[ ] You prefer Aryans.
[ ] You have a superiority complex. And you love it.
[x] You have a thing for egotistical, megalomaniac, power-hungry dictators with emo-hair and tiny mustaches.
[x] You believe in quality over quantity.
[ ] You think to poor are disgusting.
[ ] Your ancestors created the base model for the AK-47.
TOTAL: 6/25
Communism
[x] You like cold weather/snow.
[x] You're middle or lower class.
[ ] You hate the bourgeoisie{Pro.: BER-SHWA-ZEE}. {The what?}
[x] You're multi-lingual.
[x] You work hard.
[x] People dislike/hate you because your own ideals different from those of the country you live in.
[x] You have little to no money.
[ ] You believe in quantity over quality.
[x] You think beards/goatees are sexy. As Hell.
[ ] You smoke.
[ ] You don't care about you're physical appearance.
[x] You think weaponry is pretty damn cool.
[ ] Micheal Moore seems ok to you.
[x] You dislike big business.
[x] You hate rich snobs.
{x] You like islands.
[x] HIDEY HOLES FTW!!!!
[x] You believe in equality.
[x] You poke people with pointy sticks.
[x] You like the AK-47.
[ ] You think Che Guevara is hot.
[ ] You call round military hats 'Fidel Castro' hats.
[ ] You like Cuban cigars.
[ ] You LOVE Russia.
[x] SIBERIAN HUSKIES ARE FUCKIN' ADORABLE!!!!
TOTAL 16/25
Commu-Nazism
[x] You like the color red.
[ ] You're a Nazi/Communist that supports and approves of Communists and Communism/Nazis and Nazism.
[ ] Your ancestors *kinda* owned and had control of Poland at one time or another.
[ ] Your political party was founded in Europe.
[ ] You're a Socialist.
[x] You want to rule the world!
[x] You fight dirty. And if whoever you happen to be fighting fights dirtier than you, you fight even dirtier.
[x] You own/want an AK-47.
[ ] You have meticulously made a plan for world domination.
[ ] You hate Stalin.
TOTAL 3/10
Fuuu, I'm a Communist? o-o lawhl, whatever.